mazirian - Nigerian Vacation

Hot off the neurons: So forget current politics and what you know about certain oil companies and disputed elections and nearby genocide, this dream takes place in a Nigeria where the current craze among young people is public sex. As in outside all over the place. And this mad fad has, naturally, made Nigeria the new hot spot for a certain class of American tourists. I don't know why, but I am there with Stephanie and we are taking a riverboat ride, viewing the all manner of sexual antics taking place on the shore. Couples are all over the place, chasing each other around bushes, doing it in trees, doing it in mud of the riverbanks, it's crazy. Somehow the scene shifts and we are being chased by sex crazed Nigerian teenagers. We try to escape by jumping into the back of a truck but somehow become involved in a high speed car chase. The truck becomes a full sized semi-truck, and we are trapped in its cargo hold. Stephanie is now imprisoned in a glass cage and I'm trying to smash it with an office chair. I'd like to say that I don't make this stuff up, but....