mazirian - Helpful Reminder

Hot off the neurons: I dreamed that my primary form of transportation was a swiveling desk chair. I drove it to the wedding of my friend, Sarah. I had moments of cognitive dissonance when I needed to signal a turn, but had no turn signal with which to do so. Anyway, at the wedding I got so drunk that I collapsed in the aisle just as she was walking to the altar. She stopped when she reached me and bent down and whispered in my ear: "Dummy, you forgot to request a specimen title policy for the foreclosure auction this month."

And she was right. Thanks, Sarah!