mazirian - Porn Flick Gone Wrong

I dreamt that I was directing a porn flick.  For some reason the producers were putting a lot of energy into the story line, which involved the lead actress being some style of Aeon Flux like covert operative. We were filming an action scene where the lead actress had to leap from a speed boat onto a tanker.  I'm directing the filming on the speed boat when I notice that a former boss is on the production staff.  My heart immediately sinks.  I know that at the first opportunity he'll screw the lead actress, which is a real problem because we only have enough budget to film two sex scenes and he's going to blow half the budget right there.

Back to the action. The speed boat is pulling up along side the tanker.  It's time for the lead actress to make her jump.  She leaps, but her foot catches on a cleat.  She tumbles into the water eats wake. Damn!  I know what's about to happen somehow--the former boss will go to her rescue and she'll screw him and there goes my budget. As soon as the thought crosses my mind, I see the former boss race across the water on a white horse, its hooves kicking up spray as they skim the tops of the waves.  I think to myself, "shit, that's so tacky!"  He races across the water and somehow scoops the actress up without any effort. Then he rides off to the shore and into a little inlet in the mangrove.

That's when I start to lose it.  I start chucking camera gear overboard, then I start pushing random members of the crew over. Finally, I jump over in protest, but instead of falling into the waterI start flying over the surface, my nose splashing against the waves and then, as I fly further, the tops of the grass in a marsh.  For some reason I can't look up to see where I'm going, and I'm going faster and faster, and I know I'm going to hit something any minute. Finally I freak out so much that I wake up.